One, two, Freddy's coming for you...Three, four, better lock your door...Five, six, grab your crucifix...Seven, eight, gonna stay up late...Nine, ten, never sleep again
i can't wait to see this movie.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
You Know You're From Louisiana When...
The crawfish mounds in your front yard have over taken the grass.
You greet people with "Howzyamomma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!"
Every so often, you have waterfront property.
When giving directions you use words like "uptown," "downtown," "backatown," "riverside," "lakeside," "other side of the bayou" or "other side of the levee."
When you refer to a geographical location "way up North," you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold."
You've ever had Community Coffee.
You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it.
You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.
You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used.
The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy "dressed" is healthier than a Caesar salad.
You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and wash it down with Barq's and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.
The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, crab, and King Cake.
You "wrench" your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.
You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.
You believe that purple, green and gold look good together.
Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.
You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.
You have spent a summer afternoon on the Lake Pontchartrain seawall catching blue crabs.
You describe a color as "K & B Purple."
You like your rice and politics dirty.
You pronounce the largest city in the state as "Nawlins."
You know those big roaches can fly, but you're able to sleep at night anyway.
You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.
You realize the rainforest is less humid than Louisiana.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron...
You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window...
When out of town, you stop and ask someone where there is a drive-through Daiquiri place, and they look at you like you have three heads.
You have flood insurance.
Your burial plot is six feet over rather than six feet under.
You consider a Bloody Mary a light breakfast.
You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras throws.
You leave a parade with footprints on the top of your hands.
You have a parade ladder in your shed.
Your first sentence was "Throw me something mistah" and your first drink was from a go-cup.
You worry about a deceased family member returning in spring floods.
You reply to anything and everything about life here with "Only in Nahlins".
You have a monogrammed go-cup.
You get on a bus marked "Cemeteries" and don’t think twice.
You shake out your shoes before putting them on.
Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.
No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food.
You get up in the morning and start cooking a pot of rice before you give any thought to what you'll fix for dinner.
You ask, "How dey running?" and "Are dey fat?" when you're inquiring about seafood quality. When a hurricane is imminent
When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head.
You call tomato sauce "red gravy."
You eat sno-balls instead of throwing them.
Your house payment is less than your air conditioning bill.
Your grandparents are called "Maw Maw" and "Paw Paw."
You fall asleep to the soothing sounds of four box fans.
No one eats healthy. Fried Batter is actually a menu item in some restaurants.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Louisiana.
You greet people with "Howzyamomma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!"
Every so often, you have waterfront property.
When giving directions you use words like "uptown," "downtown," "backatown," "riverside," "lakeside," "other side of the bayou" or "other side of the levee."
When you refer to a geographical location "way up North," you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold."
You've ever had Community Coffee.
You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it.
You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.
You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used.
The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy "dressed" is healthier than a Caesar salad.
You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and wash it down with Barq's and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.
The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, crab, and King Cake.
You "wrench" your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.
You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.
You believe that purple, green and gold look good together.
Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.
You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.
You have spent a summer afternoon on the Lake Pontchartrain seawall catching blue crabs.
You describe a color as "K & B Purple."
You like your rice and politics dirty.
You pronounce the largest city in the state as "Nawlins."
You know those big roaches can fly, but you're able to sleep at night anyway.
You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.
You realize the rainforest is less humid than Louisiana.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron...
You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window...
When out of town, you stop and ask someone where there is a drive-through Daiquiri place, and they look at you like you have three heads.
You have flood insurance.
Your burial plot is six feet over rather than six feet under.
You consider a Bloody Mary a light breakfast.
You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras throws.
You leave a parade with footprints on the top of your hands.
You have a parade ladder in your shed.
Your first sentence was "Throw me something mistah" and your first drink was from a go-cup.
You worry about a deceased family member returning in spring floods.
You reply to anything and everything about life here with "Only in Nahlins".
You have a monogrammed go-cup.
You get on a bus marked "Cemeteries" and don’t think twice.
You shake out your shoes before putting them on.
Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.
No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food.
You get up in the morning and start cooking a pot of rice before you give any thought to what you'll fix for dinner.
You ask, "How dey running?" and "Are dey fat?" when you're inquiring about seafood quality. When a hurricane is imminent
When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head.
You call tomato sauce "red gravy."
You eat sno-balls instead of throwing them.
Your house payment is less than your air conditioning bill.
Your grandparents are called "Maw Maw" and "Paw Paw."
You fall asleep to the soothing sounds of four box fans.
No one eats healthy. Fried Batter is actually a menu item in some restaurants.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Louisiana.
MY FAVORITE SHOWS
I LOVE THE SHOWS OF HISTORICAL FOCUS:
LEGEND OF THE SEEKER. RICHARD FINDS OUT HE IS THE TRUE SEEKER. HE MUST BATTLE EVIL IN THE MIDLAND WITH THE HELP OF MOTHER CONFESSOR AND THE WIZARD OF THE FIRST ORDER. IT WAS BEEN ON FOR TWO SEASONS.
THE TUTORS HAS BEEN ON FOR FOUR SEASONS ON SHOWTIME. KING HENRY THE VIII OF ENGLAND HAD SIX WIVES AND WANTED A SON VERY BADLY. THIS SERIES WILL TAKE YOU THROUGH THE PERIOD OF HIS LIFE AND RULE.
MERLIN IS A TV SERIES ON BBC AND SCYFY CHANNEL. MERLIN IS A YOUNG WIZARD WORKING WAS SERVENT TO THE YOUNG AND FUTURE KING AUTHOR. MERLIN MUST PROTECT THE YOUNG FUTURE KING FROM THOSE WHO WISH TO DO HIM HARM. IT HAS BEEN ON FOR TWO SEASONS AND MAYBE A THIRD.
LEGEND OF THE SEEKER. RICHARD FINDS OUT HE IS THE TRUE SEEKER. HE MUST BATTLE EVIL IN THE MIDLAND WITH THE HELP OF MOTHER CONFESSOR AND THE WIZARD OF THE FIRST ORDER. IT WAS BEEN ON FOR TWO SEASONS.
THE TUTORS HAS BEEN ON FOR FOUR SEASONS ON SHOWTIME. KING HENRY THE VIII OF ENGLAND HAD SIX WIVES AND WANTED A SON VERY BADLY. THIS SERIES WILL TAKE YOU THROUGH THE PERIOD OF HIS LIFE AND RULE.
MERLIN IS A TV SERIES ON BBC AND SCYFY CHANNEL. MERLIN IS A YOUNG WIZARD WORKING WAS SERVENT TO THE YOUNG AND FUTURE KING AUTHOR. MERLIN MUST PROTECT THE YOUNG FUTURE KING FROM THOSE WHO WISH TO DO HIM HARM. IT HAS BEEN ON FOR TWO SEASONS AND MAYBE A THIRD.
THE CRIME I ALMOST COMMITED
HAPPEN ON May 14, 2009 - Thursday
last firday I was getting off the grave yard shift and driving straight to my home town for the weekend when i saw someone i never thought i would ever see again. I was in the middle of a three lane highway and was the first car park at the red light when i noticed two people about to cross the street. A guy and a girl.
I realized who it was the moment I saw him. IT WAS MICHAEL MOTHES. Is a previous first blog named STALKER. I wrote about how he treated and stalked me. He tried to drive me crazy and i feared for my safety.
When i saw him there I serious thought about coming a serious crime that would change my life forever. I thought about running him over for what he had done to me. When he realized it was me in the car, he switch places with the girl he was with while crossing the street. He is such a butthole.
my family and friends who knew him can tell you that he is one.
what made me not run him over for three reasons:
1) he would damage my car
2) I would go to jail
3) i would have topay for his medical bills
He wasn't worth it at all. He still looks the same expect more bald and aged 15 years.
i'm happy i didn't do it.
last firday I was getting off the grave yard shift and driving straight to my home town for the weekend when i saw someone i never thought i would ever see again. I was in the middle of a three lane highway and was the first car park at the red light when i noticed two people about to cross the street. A guy and a girl.
I realized who it was the moment I saw him. IT WAS MICHAEL MOTHES. Is a previous first blog named STALKER. I wrote about how he treated and stalked me. He tried to drive me crazy and i feared for my safety.
When i saw him there I serious thought about coming a serious crime that would change my life forever. I thought about running him over for what he had done to me. When he realized it was me in the car, he switch places with the girl he was with while crossing the street. He is such a butthole.
my family and friends who knew him can tell you that he is one.
what made me not run him over for three reasons:
1) he would damage my car
2) I would go to jail
3) i would have topay for his medical bills
He wasn't worth it at all. He still looks the same expect more bald and aged 15 years.
i'm happy i didn't do it.
THE WORST JOB INTERVIEW I EVER HAD.
A few weeks ago i applied to a store called Charming Charlies. they are upscale store that sells fashion and other things for women.
I had my job interview with them at the cafe of Barnes and Noble. The manager is this guy that thinks he better than anyone and assistant manager is no different than him.
When we started the interview, he would ask me questions about my work experience. During one of the question i was answering he wasn't looking at me and talking to the the assistant manager. He also took a call on his cell phone. I was F***** mad. I stop talking and stared at him. he got off of the phone and got mad at me because i'd stop talking.
i finished the rest of the interview and answering the questions. He seemed like he was bored and the assistant manager was checking her my space.
Then he tells me i need fashion sense to work at his store. I looking at him like his lost his damn mind. I told him very strongly yes I do have fashion sense. i rolled my eyes at him.
I ask him if he wanted my resume because i always have one with me. He tells me that when he called me to set up the interview and he was going tell me to bring a copy of my resume with me. But i hang up on him before he could tell me. Which is a load of crap. He never said to bring one and he hang up on me.
When I took out my resume to give to him. he told me what do you want me to do with that? I told him it was a copy of my resume. he refuse to take it. i'm like whatever A**hole.
i shake their hand and left.
The funny thing is a week later they called and offer me a job. I never called them back.
Someone i know very well works in their store. they told me that the manager and so called assistant manangers are a bunch of stuck up people that think they know everything and are better than everyone. else. They yell at you for every little thing u do worng and you are doing the way they told u to do it. They are not nice to anyone but each other. you can almost never find them. They in the back of the store doing nothing or they have gone somewhere away from the mall.
I seen the store in person and i looks like a nice store to shop. NEVER work there. think twice before applying there.
I had my job interview with them at the cafe of Barnes and Noble. The manager is this guy that thinks he better than anyone and assistant manager is no different than him.
When we started the interview, he would ask me questions about my work experience. During one of the question i was answering he wasn't looking at me and talking to the the assistant manager. He also took a call on his cell phone. I was F***** mad. I stop talking and stared at him. he got off of the phone and got mad at me because i'd stop talking.
i finished the rest of the interview and answering the questions. He seemed like he was bored and the assistant manager was checking her my space.
Then he tells me i need fashion sense to work at his store. I looking at him like his lost his damn mind. I told him very strongly yes I do have fashion sense. i rolled my eyes at him.
I ask him if he wanted my resume because i always have one with me. He tells me that when he called me to set up the interview and he was going tell me to bring a copy of my resume with me. But i hang up on him before he could tell me. Which is a load of crap. He never said to bring one and he hang up on me.
When I took out my resume to give to him. he told me what do you want me to do with that? I told him it was a copy of my resume. he refuse to take it. i'm like whatever A**hole.
i shake their hand and left.
The funny thing is a week later they called and offer me a job. I never called them back.
Someone i know very well works in their store. they told me that the manager and so called assistant manangers are a bunch of stuck up people that think they know everything and are better than everyone. else. They yell at you for every little thing u do worng and you are doing the way they told u to do it. They are not nice to anyone but each other. you can almost never find them. They in the back of the store doing nothing or they have gone somewhere away from the mall.
I seen the store in person and i looks like a nice store to shop. NEVER work there. think twice before applying there.
ONE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL I WILL NEVER FORGET.
HAPPEN ON November 3, 2009 - Tuesday
I was getting off of work tonight at 11pm when all the drama happen. I work on the north side AKA bad side of town. I was closing my shift out and the guy that came in for the next shift was counting the money. when a car pulled up with 2 girls and one guy.
First car came up to the front desk and one of girl came out to ask if i remember her which i did. she ask how much was a single room. she turn to go back to the car.
I figured something was up so i decided not to leave right away.
The car stayed park in the front for about 30 minutes doing nothing. Then both girls got up and pulled on the door. the lobby and doors are locky early. One of them want to use the bathroom but we didn't let them. its not like they can't read the sign on the door that says DOOR LOCK.
They got into the car headed to shell station. they got a little way down the lot next to the shell station when all the drama.
the girl in the back seat got out and start yelling at the girl in the front seat. the guy in the front seat wasn't saying a thing. the girl in the back seat was yelling and swearing sooo lond we can in her in the lobby of the hotel. they scream at each other for a few minutes.
Then the guy drove the car back to the front of the hotel and park. the girl from the back seat run after them still yelling at the girl in the front seat. The girl in the front seat got out and started yelling at the other girl. they were sceaming so load the people at the shell station can hear them.
the guy in the car got out and went to back of the car to get the clothes of the girl who was in the back seat. he throw the clothes on the side of car in the hotel parking lot.
these two girls were fighting over the guy in the car. the guy and his girlfriend got back in the car and was about to drive off with the other girl. The girl from the back seat hit the guy car from the side. she was yelling at the both of them. she was hitting and kicking the side of the car hard it sounded like she was tearing it apart. Our security guard went outside to tell them leave. the guy and girl in the front seat got in the car and took off. The girl in the back seat was holding on for dear life and with both doors open. she almost fall out the car.
the guy drove to the shell station. The fighting was still going on and the bag of clothes was still at the outside the hotel throw away like trash. we can still hear the fighting at the hotel. The shell station must have called the police with minutes there were three cop cars there.
then a white car showed up to put up the girl clothes. we didn't hear or saw them after that. I waited to leave work until midnight. there was soo much drama going on. I was afraid if i left i was some how be invloved or something would happen.
these girls were trashy low class people acting like they were raise in the woods and not in a human world. all this drama over a guy that was acting like them. No guy is worth fighting over.
after of this drama they actual thought we were still going to rent they a room. these kind of people think they deserve everything for free. they are SOOO SPECIAL. NOT!!!!!!!
I was getting off of work tonight at 11pm when all the drama happen. I work on the north side AKA bad side of town. I was closing my shift out and the guy that came in for the next shift was counting the money. when a car pulled up with 2 girls and one guy.
First car came up to the front desk and one of girl came out to ask if i remember her which i did. she ask how much was a single room. she turn to go back to the car.
I figured something was up so i decided not to leave right away.
The car stayed park in the front for about 30 minutes doing nothing. Then both girls got up and pulled on the door. the lobby and doors are locky early. One of them want to use the bathroom but we didn't let them. its not like they can't read the sign on the door that says DOOR LOCK.
They got into the car headed to shell station. they got a little way down the lot next to the shell station when all the drama.
the girl in the back seat got out and start yelling at the girl in the front seat. the guy in the front seat wasn't saying a thing. the girl in the back seat was yelling and swearing sooo lond we can in her in the lobby of the hotel. they scream at each other for a few minutes.
Then the guy drove the car back to the front of the hotel and park. the girl from the back seat run after them still yelling at the girl in the front seat. The girl in the front seat got out and started yelling at the other girl. they were sceaming so load the people at the shell station can hear them.
the guy in the car got out and went to back of the car to get the clothes of the girl who was in the back seat. he throw the clothes on the side of car in the hotel parking lot.
these two girls were fighting over the guy in the car. the guy and his girlfriend got back in the car and was about to drive off with the other girl. The girl from the back seat hit the guy car from the side. she was yelling at the both of them. she was hitting and kicking the side of the car hard it sounded like she was tearing it apart. Our security guard went outside to tell them leave. the guy and girl in the front seat got in the car and took off. The girl in the back seat was holding on for dear life and with both doors open. she almost fall out the car.
the guy drove to the shell station. The fighting was still going on and the bag of clothes was still at the outside the hotel throw away like trash. we can still hear the fighting at the hotel. The shell station must have called the police with minutes there were three cop cars there.
then a white car showed up to put up the girl clothes. we didn't hear or saw them after that. I waited to leave work until midnight. there was soo much drama going on. I was afraid if i left i was some how be invloved or something would happen.
these girls were trashy low class people acting like they were raise in the woods and not in a human world. all this drama over a guy that was acting like them. No guy is worth fighting over.
after of this drama they actual thought we were still going to rent they a room. these kind of people think they deserve everything for free. they are SOOO SPECIAL. NOT!!!!!!!
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN HELL FOR ME.
happen on December 22, 2009 - Tuesday
FIRST I WAS IN MY CAR GOING TO THE MALL FOR MY SECOND JOB. I WAS AT THE RED LIGHT GETTING READY TO TURN WHEN I CAR GAVE OUT. MY CAR WAS PUSHED IN TO THE GLASS AWAY FROM MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC. THEN I HAD MY CAR TOWED TO MY HOMETOWN AN HOUR AWAY TO MY PARENTS HOUSE. IT COST $276. I HAD TO RIDE WITH THE TOW GUY WHO WAS CREEPY AND HITTING ON ME. I LEARNED I NEED AN NEW TRANSMATION WHICH WILL COST $900 AND WILL LAST ONLY 6MONTHS. MY CAR IS WORT ONLY $500. SO IT NOT EVEN WORTH GETTING FIX.
THEN I GET MY DAD TRUCK WHICH ALSO HAS PROBLEMS. IF I COME TO A COMPLETE STOP UNLESS I HIT THE GAS HARD ENOUGH IT WILL KILL ON ME. SO I NOT DRIVING THAT.
WITH NO CAR. I HAD TO QUIT MY JOB AT THE MALL BUT NOT MY MAIN JOB. I HAVE FRIENDS OF MINE BRING ME TO MY MAIN JOB. THANK GOD FOR THEM.
WHILE I WAS WORKING AT THE MALL I SAW MY OLD NEIGHBOR. I TALK ABOUT HIM IN A OTHER BLOG. WHEN I LIVED IN MY OLD APARTMENT I NEVER HAD TALK TO THIS GUY EXCEPT FOR HI OR HELLO. I MOVED OUT FOR A WHILE THEN TRIED TO MOVED 2 YEARS LATER. MY LANDLORD TOLD ME AFTER I SIGNED THE PAPERS NOT TO TALK TO HIM. HE TOLD HER THAT I WAS TRYING TO GET WITH HIM AND OTHER THINGS. I LIVED NEAR THIS GUY FOR TWO YEARS AND ALMOST NEVER TALK TO HIM. THANK GOD THE PERSON IN THE APARTMENT DECIDED NOT TO MOVE OUT. I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN TO THOSE APARTMENTS SOME DAY BUT NOT WITH HIM THERE. I SAW HIM SHOPPING IN THE MALL HE PASS BY THE STORE FOUR TIMES. HE PASSED FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MALL AND THEN IN FRONT OF THE STORE. HE EVEN STOP TO LOOK IN THE STORE. ALL IN A 5 MINUTE TIME PERIOD. HE IS STILL CREEPY.
I HAD A GREAT WEEK SO FAR. NOT!!!!!!
FIRST I WAS IN MY CAR GOING TO THE MALL FOR MY SECOND JOB. I WAS AT THE RED LIGHT GETTING READY TO TURN WHEN I CAR GAVE OUT. MY CAR WAS PUSHED IN TO THE GLASS AWAY FROM MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC. THEN I HAD MY CAR TOWED TO MY HOMETOWN AN HOUR AWAY TO MY PARENTS HOUSE. IT COST $276. I HAD TO RIDE WITH THE TOW GUY WHO WAS CREEPY AND HITTING ON ME. I LEARNED I NEED AN NEW TRANSMATION WHICH WILL COST $900 AND WILL LAST ONLY 6MONTHS. MY CAR IS WORT ONLY $500. SO IT NOT EVEN WORTH GETTING FIX.
THEN I GET MY DAD TRUCK WHICH ALSO HAS PROBLEMS. IF I COME TO A COMPLETE STOP UNLESS I HIT THE GAS HARD ENOUGH IT WILL KILL ON ME. SO I NOT DRIVING THAT.
WITH NO CAR. I HAD TO QUIT MY JOB AT THE MALL BUT NOT MY MAIN JOB. I HAVE FRIENDS OF MINE BRING ME TO MY MAIN JOB. THANK GOD FOR THEM.
WHILE I WAS WORKING AT THE MALL I SAW MY OLD NEIGHBOR. I TALK ABOUT HIM IN A OTHER BLOG. WHEN I LIVED IN MY OLD APARTMENT I NEVER HAD TALK TO THIS GUY EXCEPT FOR HI OR HELLO. I MOVED OUT FOR A WHILE THEN TRIED TO MOVED 2 YEARS LATER. MY LANDLORD TOLD ME AFTER I SIGNED THE PAPERS NOT TO TALK TO HIM. HE TOLD HER THAT I WAS TRYING TO GET WITH HIM AND OTHER THINGS. I LIVED NEAR THIS GUY FOR TWO YEARS AND ALMOST NEVER TALK TO HIM. THANK GOD THE PERSON IN THE APARTMENT DECIDED NOT TO MOVE OUT. I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN TO THOSE APARTMENTS SOME DAY BUT NOT WITH HIM THERE. I SAW HIM SHOPPING IN THE MALL HE PASS BY THE STORE FOUR TIMES. HE PASSED FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MALL AND THEN IN FRONT OF THE STORE. HE EVEN STOP TO LOOK IN THE STORE. ALL IN A 5 MINUTE TIME PERIOD. HE IS STILL CREEPY.
I HAD A GREAT WEEK SO FAR. NOT!!!!!!
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